People Who Just Got Out of the Hospital
Why? Because they have probably just been in for major surgery and are in a completley weakened and confused state, so it would be really easy to beat them up. It just makes sense to pick an enemy we can easily handle. At this rate, we can even afford to pick on someone our own size, because they will still be weak as infants! Go ahead, wail on 'em, it's FUN! HAHAHAHA!
Now this may seem cruel, but I take this moment to remind you that we are in this Evil Organization for victory. Most of you are joining us, via the internet, and pardon me for being so blunt, but the internet is not exactly bursting at the seams, if you will, with muscle laden He-Men. Most of us are lucky that we can even lift our hard drives onto our desktops, hence it would be extremely stupid for us to pick a fight, say, outside of a Weight and Fitness center. Let's just stick with the people we know we can whomp on for certain.
If the the medically inebriated prove too much trouble for us, we can always move on to nursing homes to pick our fights.
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People Who Just got out of the Hospital