The Agents of SORP WEBSITE HAS MOVED. Contact us at email@example.com
or go to www.evilkicksass.com to see
the new updated site. This website you are currently visiting is out of date and
will be deleted shortly.
Emo Assault Squadron kicks off SORP Films!!! April 2007
Assault Squadron has been getting an increasing amount of attention lately and
we are proud to announce the formation of SORP Films. Bringing you the highest
quality of anger fed, misanthropic, rage addled films anywhere on the
A formal website will be online shortly and we
are wrapping filming for our newest film Sunday April 22nd. Expect the new film
to be online in less than two weeks!
Destructacon pics and videos
online! July 2006
2006 was a resounding success as the Agents and Operatives of SORP congregated
to destroy everything in sight with a unique collection of new weapons direct
from the SORP Ballistics Research Team.
New Website design
June 2006 Many people have been writing,
asking the status of SORP and all things Ringpop, and the answer is here
bitches! New website design by myself and Agent Dragan. Look familiar? It might
if you visit the FBI website often, we stole the HTML directly from them.
will be following soon, new pictures of our conquests, directions on how to
disrupt things in your town and of course, new Agent field reports.
SORP Day Of Destruction is coming! ETA August 2006 The Agents of SORP are planning a
national day of destruction, cleverly named 'The SORP Day Of Destruction".
Plans are still top secret, but whatever we do, you can bet that it won't
benefit the human race, that is for damned sure.