Zachary Byron Helm, the man who brought you such film Classics as Emo Assault Squadron and The Legend Of Zelda, A Pain In My Ass! Check out my films, you will not be disappointed! Also, if you're looking to keep up with the goings on of my world, check out my Live Journal!
A few of my films...below this, my personal website, pics and writings!
If you came here after seeing Funker-Hearse on the road, follow the hearses link above for more information on her. Also, if you happened to take pictures of her on the road, please feel free to email copies to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
The premier secret society of the next millennium started by Alex and I, visit the link damn you!
Project A:L:E:X:I: Click here for more info
Movie and Music I Recommend UPDATED as of 10/8/05
For questions about her flamethrower, click here
For those who supposedly don't like me, but are on my website for some stupid reason anyway....
Also, if you want semi semi-daily updates on what is happening, go to my Live Journal it contains all my rants and nearly cohesive synaptic firings... -Zachary
Hearse House- This is our house. Click to see where we live... New Pics added 10/5/05
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