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International orders please email us first as there may be
additional shipping charges. Shipping is free for orders
within the United States.
Rockabilly O's
T-shirt! Lucky 14!
Click the image above for a detailed
view of the shirt! Front and back printing! Lucky 14 on
the front and our website on the back! $25 free shipping
in the US! International orders, please contact us for
shipping info.
Industrial Retards Shirts!
High
quality cotton t-shirts, printed painstakingly by captured
POW Emo children who are violently probed when our
exacting standards of workmanship are not met, these
shirts are of only the utmost quality that $23 can buy!
International
orders please email us first as there may be additional
shipping charges. FREE SHIPPING IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED
STATES!
When ordering, please specify shirt
size! Thanks!
Emo Assault
Squadron Shirts!
Click
here for an enlarged view of the shirt design. High
quality cotton t-shirt emblazened with the EAS design, guaranteed
to strike fear into the hearts of Emo girls and Emo girlie
men everywhere. Only $22 (includes shipping!)
International
orders please email us first as there may be additional
shipping charges.
When ordering, please specify shirt
size! Thanks!
SORP ID Badges
Send us your picture and we will send
you a high quality, laminated SORP ID Badge! Great for
getting into restricted areas, flashing from inside your
wallet to impose your authority or using to straighten
lines of Pixie Stick sugar into a straight row so you can
snort it! Only $9.00 and includes free shipping!
International orders please contact us to confirm as there
may be additional shipping charges
SORP Armbands!
Show your support of SORP with our
official military armbands!
Only $12, includes shipping!
International orders please contact us to confirm as there
may be additional shipping charges
SORP Films DVD!
The brand new DVD! It includes the
following films in their original, high quality format-
The Legend Of Zelda, A Pain In My Ass
(parts one and two)
Emo Assault Squadron
My Life In Poo (advanced release!)
The League of Extraordinary Industrial Retards (Book 1,
advanced release)
Emo Assault Squadron Recruitment Video
The Zit
The Anti Piracy Parody
Interviews and commentary from cast and crew
The Hearse Driver Music Video
Includes free shipping within the
continental United States!
International orders please contact us to confirm as there
may be additional shipping charges
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