Fuck Welch's Jelly. Very long story short, we made this
video for a contest they were holding and later found out
that we should have been awarded recognition on their
website as a top 10 finalist (we were number 3!) but they
decided to exclude our video, deny us the recognition we
earned and hope no one noticed. When we inquired they
advised us that they were a family company and didn't want
to be associated with our video.
Nice. I love how the term "Family Values" always
goes hand in hand with some form of discrimination. I do
NOT endorse their product after this, in my opinion they
are a load of twat waffles and can suck the horned cock of
satan. This video is still here though because we did a
damned fine job and it deserves to be seen, even if
Welch's screwed us!
This was filmed in two days on a
horrible Canon HV40 or something. All I know is that
Yes, we really hit a fire hydrant in
the crash scene. We didn't intend to, but the footage was
good enough that we altered the film's plot to include
The camera shots that were filmed from
the hood and doors were not achieved using a high priced
car tripod, we used 99 cent electrical tape. It is far
safer and reliable than those rigs and costs a hell of a
lot less, just use a LOT of it!
We borrowed the baby from my neighbor 2
doors down. Desiree and I don't have a kid. Thank the fuck
The car the mutants drive is Kris
Shewman's 1958 Olds 98, also seen in My Life In Poo.