HearseCon 2017 - Dames, Death and Depravity
Hearsecon happens every year in June in Denver Colorado and includes a car show, fire shows, racing, competitions, prizes, music, camping and of course, the Hearse Girls. Click here for info on HearseCon for this current year!
Getting ready for HearseCon 2018 by painting hearses in the front yard of Hearse
House. The last Saturday before the event is ELNOS, or, "Everyones Last Night Of
Sleep" because so many people are working on last minute upgrades or repairs to
their cars. Hearse House hosts an ELNOS repair day that Saturday that goes well
into the night getting cars ready for the show
Wednesday - Media Day!
Press packets, or media advisories as the kids call them these days, are an
important part of getting the news to your event, HearseCon doesn't fuck around
when it comes to media advisories. Full scale coffins with shirts, video ads and
shit tons of candy are hand deliverered to news outlets in classic hearses and
carried inside by Hearse Girls
Preparing for media day on Wednesday
Hearse Girls Lily, Michelle and Rae dressed up for the event
With the 67 and a newer hearse hauling the caskets.
Zac and Michelle going into the local alternative newspapers office. You'd be
surprised how accepting the media is towards unmarked coffins as long as you
tell them there's candy in it. I mean, literally there could have been anything
in there, a bomb, ninjas, Juggalos...they just let us drop that bitch right in
their news room without a seconds hesitation.
Rae sprinting for the door in high heels
"Giant reminder of your own impending mortality here for anyone who will take
it"
Also cleavage....cleavage helps, it's like your back stage pass to EVERYTHING
EVER. Thanks Rae.
Thursday Early Bird Event
Outside the 88 Twin Drive in Movie for movie night.
88 Twin Drive in always welcomes us and usually gives us a shout out on the PA between the movies...in case anyone missed the fact that there were 40 hearses dominating the lot!
Stefan with his newly acquired hearse
Michelle and Dan, charming as always.
Random creeper shot
Partial line up from Thursday
Because everyone behind us can go fuck themselves.
Hearse Girl Danielle made it back to Colorado for the event and subsequent abuse
Just look at that sunshiney disposition
When the out of towners ask to borrow your machete for cake cutting. I have no
idea when the last time I cleaned that rusted ass thing was but fuck it, no one
reported lock jaw so I'm going to assume it all turned out ok.
Steph and family
88 Twin Drive in owner!
FRIDAY - Meet and greet and
dinner cruise
Friday is the day for the meet and greet at the park where we take pictures, meet everyone and play a game of Capture The Funeral Flag to get everyone aquainted. Afterwards we cruise to local diners to invade them for the evening
Some of the Pikes Peak Hearse Association making it down for the event
The most famous dent ever.
Lily and Alex
Beginning the game of Capture the Funeral Flag to get everyone acquainted and friendly for the weekend
Cleaning off the last pieces of masking tape from the new paint job done just a
few days before
Rosies diner, our dinner host for the nightr
Afterwards at the camp site. Camping is an integral part of the HearseCon
experience, it's cheaper than a hotel and more accommodating to fires than a
hotel as well. Plus it gives us a chance to mentally scar nearby boy scouts for
life so it's really a win-win. Camping also includes food, drinking, late night
horror movies and just an overall great time.
SATURDAY - Cemetery picnic,
Decay and Shine Car show and more camping!
Cemetery picnic time! Another HearseCon tradition
The beginning of the Decay and Shine Car Show at Stevos Pizza in Aurora, this is
the big day for HearseCon where everyone comes out of the wood work to show off
their rides.
Dustin and Ashley
A whole metric ass ton of white hearses
The beginning of the hearse obstacle course, Demon leading the way
Winner!
The Hearse Girls volunteered to grab the goal flags for the drivers
Hearse Girl Lily winning the race
Hearse Girl Savanna
Art may have been slightly inebriated but bought us pizza so it's a win for
everyone
Dryer Fire playing some of their hits including billboard hit "Poo pants drunk"
SUNDAY After Party
Post event celebration at Lady's tattoo shop in Kittridge!
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