HearseCon 2016: INVASION!
Help us break our own record and show up in your hearse or ambulance to invade Colorado this year!
HearseCon 2016 June 2nd-5th
It's not the only hearse event out there, it's just the best.
HearseCon is a 4 day event held in Denver Colorado that has been featured on the Travel Channel, Discovery, Forbes, NBC, CBS, The Denver Post, Rebel Rodz Magazine and the Rocky Mountain News.
What separates us from other
hearse events around the nation? HearseCon features 4 days of hearse cruising,
camping, fire performances, good looking dames (both models and hearse driving
ones) flaming sword battles, cemetery picnics and much more!
Hearse Drivers - e-mail us to register for all 4 days of events (all free!)
June 2nd - Early bird dinner and arcade run
Friday June 3rd - Capture the funeral flag, meet and greet, fire performances, music acts and more. Midnight camping, bonfire and movies.
Saturday June 4th - Decay and Shine Hearse Show, this is the big day! Hearses, ambulances, lights and sirens and of course, the Hearse Girls and live music! More midnight camping, bonfire and movies.
Sunday June 5th - After party and decompression event
Check out the 2016 video invitation here!
We want YOU there, watch it and see what HearseCon is all about-
What Happens At HearseCon?
The Decay and Shine Hearse Show
Go big or go home! The Decay and Shine is the day all the hearses come out to show off. Wildly modified hearses, bone stock customs or works in progress are all welcome. If it's a hearse or ambulance and you can get it here you can display it! Live music, food and other entertainment are all a part of the big show! Stick around for the light and sound show and awards! You're also going to find...
Orson Wells once submitted that "If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys"
We at HearseCon agree, more to the point, what is the point of doing anything if there aren't women around? Car shows around the nation are by and large nothing but older, well to do men in jean shorts staring at engines and talking about bolt patterns. If the previous sentence did not make you want to put a gun in your mouth then I am sorry I want to assure you that medical science has made amazing advancements in the field of restoring erectile functionality. As for the rest of you...
At HearseCon you're going to find some amazing dames, some are models, some are friends and more than a few of them are hearse drivers as well who have spent as much time under the hood as any guy in the club. Try finding that at other events across the nation!
Have you ever experienced the immense fun of blocking traffic in all directions with the help of dozens of other hearses. Think of it as a huge, massively awesome parade but without the waving and Shriners in little tiny cars. Join us as we rule the streets in 22 foot long cars!
Music is a big part of this event. You might be entertained by a classic violinist, demonic mariachi bands or punks covered in blood, you just won't know what to expect until it happens.
Bring a tent OR camp in your own hearse.
Camping is a great way to get to know your fellow attendees both in state and
out of state as we stay up late, eat, drink, watch movies on a projection screen
and party! This is where the real after hours action takes place and many a
great story has come from the camp ground.
Camping facilities include electrical hookups, shower and laundry facilities so your basic needs will be taken care of! Camping is $30 a night which covers park admission and our reservation of the camp site.
Ever wanted to settle a score with a propane powered flaming sword? At HearseCon you can! Fire breathers, fire dancers, camp fires, fire shooting hearses. If it's capable of making Freddy Krueger, HearseCon has it.
WHY Come to HearseCon!?
But WHY...why come to Hearse-Con? Gas prices are expensive, it's a long way to drive, whatever your excuse for not coming is, consider this...
Let's say you live 1,000 miles away. If you drive an average of 60 miles per hour that means you would be here in 16 hours (give or take some rest stops and refueling)
What have you done in the last 16 hours that has been a great memory you will have for decades to come? Chances are you probably went to work, came home, watched some TV and went to bed. Those 16 hours weren't spent in any way that will be something you will remember on your death bed. Spend 16 hours coming to Hearse-Con and we guarantee we will rock your ass off!
As for the money aspect, this event is FREE. We have gone to great lengths to make sure every part of Hearse-Con is easily available to everyone. We have one tour that costs under $7.00 and camping out with us is $30 (we lost our free camping site, so this we are trying out a state park this year) the rest is absolutely free, the car show, all of it! Bring a friend and split the gas money and you are looking at the most affordable and best damned vacation you will ever have. We make out of towners welcome at this event and you are not going to leave without some new friends and great memories.
If you are planning on coming we highly recommend that you send us an email and let us know so we can make sure we have the proper accommodations for our out of town guests
Questions? Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Video ads from previous years
HearseCon in the news -
Videos from HearseCon itself!
Light and siren show
First evenings procession
Itchy O Marching Band performing at HearseCon 2013
Return to the main page of HearseClub.com here!