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Hearse Con was a huge success as we enjoyed 3 days of activities, 34 hearses in
all and lots of good natured debauchery. Hearse Con WILL be back next year, so
start planning to be there now!
WARNING! This gallery depicts modified hearses, morbid displays and women with a
lack of modest clothing and nice posteriors. If you are the sort of funeral car
collector that takes offense at such things, it is recommended that you do not
even look at this page. On a personal note, there are many surgical procedures that are
minimally invasive that may aid in the removal of various sticks, hairs and or bugs
that might be up your ass, causing your failure to enjoy such fine things.
Additionally, once you do get the stick and/or bugs removed, there is currently
a wide variety of products both pharmaceutical and herbal in nature to aid you
in being able maintain a healthy level of enjoyment of such photos, if you know
what I mean.
Thursday night, touching up Savannah for the Decay N' Shine.
Chester with Savannah (thanks for helping with the bumper mounting!)
At Hearse House - This is the kind of back yard you end up with when you
offer to store other people's hearses for free! One hearse in the driveway was
being rebuilt and was entirely immobile, as such it was far easier for us to
uninstall part of the back fence to drive Anna out.
Anna exiting the back yard on her way to the car wash.
How NOT to attempt to straighten a bent control arm. Shut up. When you're
poor and desperate to fix a broken hearse you'll try anything.
Sage dressed up for the first day of Hearse Con.
Sage and Zachary
Nicole and Vanity
Amber and Alexi
Some of the first arrivals on Friday night for the cruise. 18 hearses in all
showed up for the first night.
Anita's 1958 Oldsmobile Comet
Nicole and Sage
New member Larry showed up with this 1957 Chevrolet National hearse!
A rare shot of Alexi's interior. The LCD screen is an exterior camera system
as well as a display for the Atari.
A special appearance by the Fort Collins Ghostbusters, shortly before we
departed for dinner and to see a theatrical screening of the original
Ghostbusters on the big screen!
Chicago Mike in procession
Larry, all lit up.
Outside the theatre, waiting for Ghostbusters to start!
Outside of Flossy's shopping for funeral items...
Larry all dressed up Saturday. 31 hearses in all showed up for the big day.
Dragan and Detarra
Demon's ride on display
Larry and Detarra
Leo's Criterion at the front of the line
Christy and Nicole
Chester and Christy
Notice anything wrong with this casket?
Talen and Detarra
Josie and Larry
Aubrey filming the event for our upcoming documentary
Christian and Amber
Josie on the hood of Alexi
Rex and some fine young ladies...
Larry and Heidi
Miss Venom, Amber and Karin
Miss Venom and Amber again
Taka giving her belly dancing performance
On the hood of Savannah
About the 7th time I had to download pics from the camera. In all there were
over 1,300 pictures of Hearse Con, which kind of explains why it took forever to
edit this freaking gallery.
Rest assured, nothing you will ever see for the rest of your life will be
even half as manly as this picture.
You must be at least this smug to have a woman's head in your crotch...
Zachary and Sage
Rob expresses his irritation at not being included in the photo shoot.
Fine, happy now Rob?
Clarice before performing.
Mike and Jen's hearse.
Our casket racer. There are a LOT of casket races here in Colorado. No shit.
Enough to necessitate us actually BUILDING a casket racer. No, not a joke. There
are three separate races that involve caskets and we have no idea what prompts
normal people to want to race caskets.
Jim Losasso's hearse
Colden's custom plate
Rob's Miller Meteor
Ron's 1968 Superior Consort
Insomniax rocking the crowd
Amber and Talen
Miss Venom posing with Leo's Criterion
Somehow two dudes posing with the ambulance after those last few pictures
seems anti-climactic. Sorry dudes.
Josh, fire spinning.
The awards for Hearse Con!
Fueling up before camping. To save money for our participants we camped out,
European style instead of getting hotel rooms. You haven't really owned a hearse
until you've slept in it.
I'll see your campfire and raise you 1,000 degrees of nary unusable propane
Inside of Alexi for the night
Larry waking up
A BIG ASS panoramic view of Mike's back yard.
Awww, sleepy goth girlie....
Nicole and farm equipment
Caravanning to the cemetery for our farewell picnic.