The sign advises us against washing our hair in the rest stop sink. You
don't say!? Considering the fact that the idea of washing your hair is to get it
CLEANER, I think it would go without saying that washing it at a rest stop is a
bad idea since they are pretty much the nastiest places on the planet, but okay,
important safety tip, thanks...
This here is a...uh...well, it is this big...bridge, sort of, out in the
middle of Nebraska. They built it as a tourist attraction. They also put up a
bunch of signs stating that, in no uncertain terms, is your stupid ass in NOT
supposed to stop on the side of the road an gawk at it, which if you think about
it, really runs contrary to what you are traditionally supposed to do at tourist
attractions. I mean, under normal circumstances, you want as many slack jawed,
out of state losers that you can cram into you your crappy, lame excuse for
entertainment that you can get, but I suppose that is just not the way they do
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The newly acquired ride...
This reminded me of the Jeepers Creepers church...