I dont know if I have bitched about this to you before or not, but check this out. I go into the bathroom, and I cannot help but notice that all the guys take their ties and throw them over the back of their shirts when they are taking a whiz. Now, maybe this is just me, but that is just a big huge flashing neon arrow that reads "I am a dumbass" and here is why:

First of all, your tie should not be tied so long that it is covering your dick, that means your an idiot because you work in an office and you cannot tie a neck tie.

Now, if you CAN tie a neck tie and it is not hanging around your dong, then you have REAL problems because that means that you have some sort of problem pissing, wherein, for reasons unknown, you fear that you might all of the sudden lose control of the situation and start pissing so wildly that you are going to hit everything lower than 4 feet off the ground. Still, this rationale is a mystery to me because it seems that if this is the case, you are still going to get your pants and shirt wet. Maybe they are thinking that hey, at least they saved their neck tie, so that when they get back to their desk and are covered in their own PEE, hey, at LEAST their neck tie is dry, so it is not a total loss in the dignity department!

The funniest thing to me is that half the time they forget they put their tie over their shoulder and they go back to work. So you have a guy who not only has an undisclosed leaking problem/issue, but he obviously does not wash his hands when he is done because the mirror is in front of the sink and if he had washed his hands and would have looked at his silly ass in the mirror, and someone who has so little control over the situation as this most DEFINITELY should be washing their hands when they are done!